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Sarr to replace Skippy? 

God, and 'God calls me god' 

Legends, as opposed to the current crop… 

Toffees away and boy have we been fed some old toffee this week, with Stellini sharing with the Hotspur Way some old codswallop about him coaching a team of refugees and asylum seekers in Turin. Wow, what an amazing thing for him to have done. Wow, please, hold back the tears and tell us more. Just wow

Alternatively, tell why you had time on your hands. Both he and Conte were found guilty in a match-fixing scandal. Tony ended up with a 10-month ban knocked down to four, and Stellini was handed an 18-month ban, which wasn’t reduced.

These people must think we’re stupid. Some soppy tale of self-imposed community service, who cares. The moral of the tale is that not one of this lot are even close to being straight.

Stellini was told, quite politely by Matt Law that the club was in crisis. What we got in reply was a humiliated man trying to front it out. I’m ashamed to have had any of these fools anywhere near the club.

I’m not interested in empty threats about him taking punches, what I am interested in, is all of these crooks being sent back to where they came from. The unpleasant backstreets of Turin.

What’s next, Daniel Levy hiring Kenny Noye, who then proceeds to tell us about all the fishing nets he sewed for our valiant fishermen?

Here is the only conceivable starting XI I can see anyone selecting. The bench may as well be comprised of refugees and asylum seekers… 

Plus an estimated £4million for Tony